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The Basics
1.) Your name:
2.) Nicknames:
3.) Do you like these nicknames?:
4.) Location:
5.) Age:
6.) Birthday:
7.) Zodiac sign:
8.) Parents names:
9.) Siblings?:
10.) Pets:
11.) Number of rooms in your house:
12.) Religion:
13.) If so-practicing?:
14.) Male or Female?:
15.) Is your family close?:

What are your favorite
16.) Foods:
17.) TV shows:
18.) Movies:
19.) Actors:
20.) Actresses:
21.) Books:
22.) Artists:
24.) Video Games:
26.) Outfits:
27.) Stores:
28.) Sports:
29.) Colors:
30.) Numbers:
31.) Websites:
32.) Cartoons characters:
33.) TV Channels:
34.) Made For TV Movies:
35.) Comedians:
36.) Comediennes:
37.) Hair products:
38.) Makeup Products:
39.) Kind of Pens:
40.) Kind of Shows:
41.) Pieces of Jewelry:
42.) Kinds of Soap:
43.) Kinds of Shampoo:
44.) Game Systems:
45.) CDs:
46.) Snacks:
47.) Past times:
48.) Things to do on the weekend:
49.) Magazines:
50.) Animals:
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?:
52.) Favorite sweatpants:

Stuff
53.) What is your everyday outfit?:
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?:
55.) Do you like it?:
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?:
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?:
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?:
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?:
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?:
61.) Do you wear hats?:
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?:
63.) If so, what?:
64.) Do you wear belts?:
65.) Do you wear skirts?:
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?:
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?:
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?:
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?:
70.) If so, what is it like?:

School
71.) What are your grades like?:
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?:
73.) Are you failing anything?:
74.) Do you take a language?:
75.) If so which language?:
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?:
77.) Do you decorate your locker?:
79.) If so, with what?:
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?:
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?:
82.) Do you take art?:
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?:
84.) Do you like school?:
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?:
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?:
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?:
89.) Do you participate in school plays?:
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?:

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?:
92.) Is it messy or clean?:
93.) What are on your bedsheets?:
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?:
95.) If so, of what?:
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?:
97.) A computer?:
98.) A radio?:
99.) An alarm clock?:
100.) A stereo?:
101.) What is under your bed?:
102.) Do you have a big closet?:
103.) Do you write on your walls?:
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?:
105.) If so, what design?:
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?:
107.) If so, of what?:
108.) Do you decorate your door?:
109.) With what?:
110.) What color is your carpet?:
111.) What are your favorite bands?:
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?:  
113.) How many exactly?:
114.) Do you download music?:
115.) What are your favorite songs?:
116.) Do you listen to the radio?:
117.) Do you like loud music?:
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?:
119.) Do you like rap?:  
120.) Do you like country?:

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?:
122.) Are you a couch potato?:
123.) Do you watch the news?:
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?:
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?:
126.) Do you watch late night TV?:
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?:
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?:
130.) What is your take on commercials?:
131.) How big is your TV?:
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?:
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?:
134.) Do you like dramas?:
135.) Do you like comedies?:
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?:
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?:
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?:
139.) Do you watch music videos?:
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?:

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?:
142.) Do you go to church regularly?:
142.) Pro-life?:
143.) Pro-choice?:
144.) Are you a virgin?:
145.) Do you believe in God?:
146.) Jesus?:
147.) Allah?:
148.) Buddha?:
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?:
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?:

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?:
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?:
153.) Who is your funniest friend?:
154.) Craziest?:
155.) Weirdest?:
156.) Prettiest:
157.) Fanciest?:
158.) Sportiest?:
159.) Girliest?:
160.) Mellowest?:
161.) Stupidest?:
162.) Smartest?:
163.) Thugest?:
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?:
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?:
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?:
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?:
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?:
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?:
170.) Are you part of a clique?:
171.) Do you make new friends easily?:
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?:
173.) Where did you meet them?:
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?:
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?:
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?:
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?:
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?:
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10:
180.) How is this survey so far?:

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag:
182.) Punk/Emo:
183.) Rock/Rap:
184.) Jay-Z/Nas:
185.) Justin/Clay:
186.) Ruben/Clay:
187.) Cat/Dog:
188.) PS2/Xbox:
189.) DVDs/VHS:
190.) Cds/Tapes:
191.) Big screen/small screen:
192.) Movies at home/in the theater:
193.) Popcorn/Candy:
194.) Jacket/Coat:
195.) Real fur/Fake fur:
196.) sister/brother:
197.) Home/House:
198.) Espanol/Deutsch:
199.) Art/Computer:
200.) Laptop/Desktop:
201.) Pepsi/Coke:
202.) Orange/Apple:
203.) Phone/Computer:
204.) Email/Letters:
205.) Big/Small:
206.) Pizza/Ravioli:
207.) Baby/Toddler:
208.) 16/21:
209.) CSI/24:
210.) Superman/Spiderman:
211.) Kilborn/Conan:
212.) Letterman/Leno:
213.) SNL/MadTV:
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons:
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter:
216.) Boxers/Briefs:
217.) Pants/Skirts:
218.) Skirts/Skorts:
219.) Fork/Spoon:
220.) People/InTouch:

Are you
221.) Gothic?:
222.) a freak?:
223.) a computer nerd?:
224.) a science freak?:
225.) a sports fan?:
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?:
227.) a class clown?:
228.) funny?:
229.) serious?:
230.) intellectual?:
231.) an LOTR nerd?:
232.) a failure?:
233.) a success?:
234.) a loser?:
235.) popular?:
236.) lazy?:
237.) outgoing?:
238.) shy?:
239.) friendly?:
240.) easily annoyed?:
241.) tolerant of others views?:
242.) addicted to crack?:
243.) addicted to any other drug?:
244.) a partier?:
245.) naturally hyperactive?:
246.) wild?:
247.) sporty?:
248.) smelly?:
249.) an insomniac?:
250.) a procrastinator?:
251.) a criminal?:
252.) a crackpot?:
253.) a bookworm?:
254.) hairy?:
255.) good at playing basketball?:
256.) in high school?:
257.) in prison?:
258.) from mars?:
259.) straight?:
260.) gay?:

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?:
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?:
263.) Do you like nuns?:
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?:
265.) Do you use correct English?:
266.) Hablar Espanol?:
267.) Spien Deutsch?:
268.) Speak English?:
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?:
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?:
271.) Do you like Russian names?:
272.) Like Vlad?:
273.) Homer?:
274.) Are you a busy body?:
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?:
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?:
277.) Do you like to roller skate?:
278.) Who do you wish was president?:
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?:
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?:
281.) Are you insecure?:
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?:
283.) Roman culture?:
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?:
285.) What style architecture is your house?:
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?:
287.) Do you like to clean your room?:
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?:
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?:
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?:
291.) Does anybody really care?:
292.) Who sings that song?:
293.) Do you like Chicago?:
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?:
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?:
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?:
297.) Do you play with dolls?:
298.) Do you like Star Trek?:
299.) Whats 2+9+9?:
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?:

Money
301.) Do you have a job?:
302.) What do you do?:
303.) Does your boss like you?:
304.) How much do you get paid?:
305.) Do you have your own bank account?:
306.) Do you have a credit card?:
307.) a checkbook?:
308.) Are you a big spender?:
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?:
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?:
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?:
312.) How about a France?:
313.) Do you really care?:
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?:
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?:
316.) Do you wish you had more money?:
317.) Why?:
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?:
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?:
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?:
321.) What are you wearing?:
322.) What are you listening to?:
323.) Who are you talking to?:
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?:
325.) How is your hair?:
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?:
327.) Are you cold or warm?:
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?:
329.) Do you have any makeup on?:
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk:
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page:
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it:
333.) What time is it?:
334.) Should you be doing something else now?:
335.) Why aren t you doing it?:
336.) Is your room a mess now?:
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?:
338.) What are any people around you doing?:
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?:
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?:

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?:
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?:
343.) If so, what?:
344.) Are your looks important to you?:
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?:
346.) What would you change?:
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?:
348.) Do you dye your hair?:
349.) Do you straighten you hair?:
350.) What color is your hair naturally?:
351.) What is your eye color?:
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?:
353.) Do you look like your parents?:
354.) Is that good or bad?:
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?:
356.) Why?:
357.) Do you have any piercings?:
358.) Any tattoos?:
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?:
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?:

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?:
362.) Out of your state?:
363.) Out of your city?:
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?:
365.) If so, to where and for how long?:
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?:
367.) In a boat?:
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?:
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?:
370.) Do you drive?:

Cars
371.) Favorite car?:
372.) Color for that car?:
373.) Do you have your liscense?:
374.) Permit?:
375.) Do you like fast cars?:

Sleep
376.) How long do you sleep each night on average?:
377.) Is this enough?:
378.) Do you dream every night?:
379.) Describe a weird dream you had:
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?:
381.) Do you sleep in school?:
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?:
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?:
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?:
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?:

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?:
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?:
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?:
394.) Are you a social butterfly?:
395.) Do you go clubbing?:
396.) Ever been drunk?:
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?:
398.) For what?:
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?:
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?:
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?:
402.) Do you like going to arcades?:
403.) Is DDR a cool game?:
404.) What about those racing games?:
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?:
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?:
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?:
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?:
409.) Who has the best parties?:

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?:
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?:
413.) Do you have a secret crush?:
414.) Who?:
415.) Do they know?:
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?:
417.) Kissed in the past year?:
418.) Do you know what 143 means?:
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?:
420.) Did you mean it?:
421.) If you didn t mean in, why did you bother saying it?:
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?:
423.) Where do you go out on dates?:
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?:
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?:

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina:
427.) Justin or JC:
428.) Frodo or Sam:
429.) B2K or Nsync:
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson:
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein:
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell:
433.) Conan or Jay:
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George:
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson:
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now:
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews:

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?:
439.) Why do you look up to them?:
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?:
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know:
442.) Do your parents inspire you?:
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?:

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?:
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?:
446.) What kind?:
447.) Do you like chocolate?:
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?:
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?:
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?:
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?:
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?:
454.) How is this survey so far?:
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?:

What s Your Take On
456.) Life:
457.) The world:
458.) President Bush:
459.) Ahnhald the Governator!:
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor:
461.) Howard Stern:
462.) The war in Iraq:
463.) the economy:
464.) jay-z retiring:
465.) school:
466.) going to college:
467.) marriage:
468.) football:
469.) baseball:
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure:

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?:
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?:
473.) Fart a lot?:
474.) Burp a lot?:
475.) Do stupid things in public?:
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?:
477.) Have random hallucinations?:
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?:
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?:
480.) Wear leg warmers?:
481.) Sing in the shower?:
482.) Play any card game?:
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?:
484.) Take your pet for a walk?:
485.) Have a snake?:
486.) Have webbed feet?:
487.) Wear colorful socks?:
488.) Have a life?:
489.) Drink coffee?:
490.) Drink tea?:

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?:
492.) Emails?:
493.) Do you have a website?:
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?:
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?:
496.) What are your favorite websites?:
497.) What are your favorite online stores?:
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?:
499.) If so, what?:
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?:
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?:
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?:
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?:
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?:
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN or GTalk ?:
506.) Whats your desktop background?:
507.) Whats your AIM icon?:
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?:
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?:
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?:

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?:
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?:
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?:
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn t get them one?:
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?:

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station:
517.) Favorite day of the week:
518.) Favorite fruit:
519.) Favorite vegetable:
520.) Favorite lunch meat:
521.) Favorite candy bar:
522.) Favorite nail polish:
523.) Favorite chair:
524.) Favorite early morning show:
525.) Favorite morning talk show host:
526.) Favorite writing paper:
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper:
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any):
529.) Favorite distant relative:
530.) Favorite dessert:
531.) Favorite weather:
532.) Favorite season:
533.) Favorite shoe brand:
534.) Favorite lunch:
535.) Favorite breakfast:
536.) Favorite author:
537.) Favorite place to see concerts:
538.) Favorite band to see live:
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten:

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas:
541.) Alone/With friends:
542.) Work/Have off:
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon:
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry:
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello:
546.) Acid/Shrooms:
547.) Who/The Who:
548.) Older/Newer:
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log:
550.) Have sex/Make love:

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?:
552.) Skipped school?:
553.) Done drugs?:
554.) Been drunk?:
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?:
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?:
557.) Gone insane?:
558.) Been in the hospital over night?:
559.) Been in a car accident?:
560.) A bike accident?:
561.) Broken a bone?:
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?:
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?:
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?:
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?:
566.) More than 12 hours?:
567.) How about 5 hours?:
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?:
569.) Passed out from hunger?:
570.) Been to a LAN party?:

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?:
572.) How about swim meets?:
573.) Tennis matches?:
574.) Do you like Family Feud?:
575.) The ones with Richard?:
576.) How about Match Game?:
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?:
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?:
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?:
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?:
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?:
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?:
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent:
584.) Do you like TiVo?:
585.) Do you have a TiVo?:
586.) VCR s or DVD players?:
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?:
588.) A vegan?:
589.) Vegetarian?:
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?:

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?:
592.) Two years ago?:
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?:
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?:
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?:
596.) The Queen of England?:
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?:
598.) Espanol?:
599.) Deutsch?:
600.) Japanese?:
601.) Français?:
602.) Chinese?:
603.) Portuguese?:
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?):
606.) The capital of the US?:
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?:
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?:
609.) How to fly a kite?:
610.) How to surf?:
611.) Skateboard?:
612.) How about rollerblade?:
613.) What year the Korean war started?:

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?:
615.) Happy eyed?:
616.) What song always makes you sad?:
617.) Happy?:
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?:
619.) Really depressed?:
620.) Are you a really emotional person?:
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?:
622.) A naturally happy person?:
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?:
624.) What do you do?:  
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?:

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?:
627.) Talk to you?:
628.) IM you?:
629.) Touch you physically?:
630.) Touch you emotionally?:
631.) Hurt you?:
632.) Make you feel gooooood?:
633.) Scold you?:
634.) Praise you?:
635.) Say "Hello" to you?:

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?:
637.) What do other people think of you?:
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?:
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?:
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?:
641.) A weak person?:
642.) Are you stressed out?:
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?:
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?:
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?:

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking:
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?:
673.) Do you talk Simmish?:
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?:
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?:
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?:
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?:
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?:
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?:
680.) Are you in an asylum?:
681.) College?:
682.) What is your favorite scent?:
683.) Do you eat chocolate?:
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?:
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?:
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?:
687.) Do like Spongebob?:
688.) Do you think he s gay?:
689.) How about Squidward?:
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?:
691.) Do you do your homework every night?:
692.) Do you usually get a lot?:
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby":
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?:
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?:
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?:
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?:
698.) Where is your second home?:
699.) Are dollar stores cool?:
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?:
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?:
702.) Can you do the limbo?:
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?:

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?:
705.) Has the coolest name?:
706.) Has the best taste in movies?:
707.) Has the nicest hair?:
708.) Has the fittest body?:
709.) Do you hang out with most?:
710.) Has the coolest parents?:
711.) Lives closest to you?: P
712.) Lives the farthest from you?:
713.) Can you relate to most?:
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?:
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?:

Word Association!
716.) blow:
717.) lollipop:
718.) obnoxious:
719.) cold:
720.) hot:
721.) smell:
722.) car:
723.) rain:
724.) wet:
725.) steamy:
726.) bite:
727.) beer:
728.) rock:
729.) hard:
730.) soft:

OK Heres the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?:
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?:
733.) Are you a tease?:
734.) Spit or swallow:

More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?:
736.) Hate yourself?:
737.) Want to kill yourself?:
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?:
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?:
740.) Touch your face a lot?:
741.) Watch MTV?:
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?:
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people's differences?:
744.) Wish you could fly?:
745.) Wish you could be invisible?:
746.) Read minds?:
747.) Watch wrestling?:
748.) Like filling out love surveys?:
749.) Work out?:
750.) Play any sports?:

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?:
752.) A speeding ticket?:
753.) Been in a fist fight?:
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?:
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?:
756.) Held a gun?:
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?:
758.) Been used?:
759.) Been rejected?:
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?:
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?:
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?:
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?:
764.) Tackled the mailman?:
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?:
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?:
767.) Done crack?:
768.) Done cocaine?:
769.) Passed out during school?:
770.) Had unprotected sex?:

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?:
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?:
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?:
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?:
775.) Do you like hot dogs?:
776.) Are baseball games fun?:
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?:
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?:
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?:
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?:
781.) Do you like U2?:
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?:
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?:
784.) Do you straighten your hair?:
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?:
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?:
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?:
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?:
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?:
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?:
791.) How often do you change your underwear?:
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?:
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?:
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?:
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?:
796.) Do you pray daily?:
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?:
798.) Are you paranoid?:
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?:
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?:

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle:
802.) Power Ranger:
803.) Rugrat:
804.) Powerpuff Girl:
805.) Villain:

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?:
807.) A CPR certification card?:
808.) A Member s Only jacket?:
809.) A book over 900 pages long?:
810.) A porno?:
811.) A gun?:
812.) A pair of toe socks?:
813.) A portable DVD player?:
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?:
815.) A car?:
816.) A trucker hat?:
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?:
818.) A wife beater?:
819.) A butcher knife?:
820.) A pocket knife?:
821.) A Rolex?:
822.) A bike?:
823.) A thong?:
824.) A bikini?:
825.) A speedo (guys)?:
826.) Anything from Tijuana?:
827.) A drum set?:
828.) An electric guitar?:
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?:
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?:

More Random Questions
831.) Do you have fleas?:
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way:
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?:
834.) How big is your backyard?:
835.) Do you like hairy backs?:
836.) Hairy chests?:
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?:
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?:
839.) What does Prilosec treat?:
841.) Are you on any medication?:
842.) Do you have asthma?:
843.) Do you have an inhaler?:
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?:
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?:
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?:
847.) What is your hair length?:
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?:
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?:
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?:
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?:
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?:
853.) Do you like the show Recess?:
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?:
855.) When did WW2 start?:
856.) When did it end?:
857.) What is your nationality?:
858.) Where did your family come from?:
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?:
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?:
861.) Do you believe in angels?:
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?:
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?:
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?:
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?:
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?:
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?:
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?:
869.) Do you collect anything?:
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?:
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?:
872.) Which is your favorite toe?:
873.) Favorite finger?:
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?:
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?:
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?:
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?:
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!:
879.) Do you grind a lot?:
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?:
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?:
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?:
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?:
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?:
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?:
886.) What time is it?:
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?:
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really dont?:
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?:
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?:
891.) What did you do?:
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?:
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?:
894.) Do you think it s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?:
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?:
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most:
897.) What does PMS stand for?:
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?:
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?:
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?:
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?:
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?:
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?:
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?:
905.) How about Good Fellas?:
906.) Watch the Sopranos?:
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?:
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?:
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?:
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?:
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?:
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?:
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?:
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?:
915.) Do you use a calculator?:
916.) What kind is it?;
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?:
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?:
919.) Don't they suck?:
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?:
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?:
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?:
923.) Are you a racist?:
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?:
925.) Do you diet?:
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?:

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?:
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?:
929.) How often do you wash your face?:
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?:
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?:
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?:
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?:
934.) Do you cough a lot?:
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?:
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?:

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?:
938.) Do you have OCD?:
939.) Do you have ADHD?:
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?:
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?:
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?:
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?:
944.) The monkey pox?:
945.) The mumps?:
946.) The measles?:
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?:

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?:
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?:
950.) In the newspaper?:
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?:
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?:
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?:
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?:
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?:
956.) Throw me some Polish names:
957.) What size shoe do you have?:
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?:
959.) How big is your wardrobe?:
960.) How much do you weigh?:
961.) How tall are you?:
962.) Do you have cankles?:
963.) Do you have fat wrists?:
964.) Fat thighs?:
965.) Do you shave your toes?:
966.) Do you shave your legs?:
967.) How often?:
968.) How about those armpits?:
969.) Are you a germaphobe?:
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?:
971.) How many legs do you have?:
972.) Do you have braces?:
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?:
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?:
975.) Do you snore?:
976.) Do you have your own room?:
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?:
978.) How about an overactive pooper?:
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?:
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?:
981.) How about Tim Curry?:
982.) Are you ticklish?:
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?:
984.) A lesbian aunt?:
985.) Do you like salad?:
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?:
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?:
988.) Are you artsy?:
989.) Do you like to eat pie?:
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?:
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?:
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?:
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?:
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?:
995.) Do you like cheese?:
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?:
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?:
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?:
999.) Was it a waste of your time?:
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: